Remy has friends in low (tax) places.
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Parody of Ella Langley's Choosin' Texas, written and performed by Remy. Mastering and backing vocals by Ben Karlstrom.
LYRICS:
Just when I thought he loved our single
Mile of high-speed rail
Our water supply for fires that is
Basically a pail
Doesn't he love our various high taxes?
On income, property, car, and gases?
He's choosin' Texas, I can tell by the way
He's two-stepping 'round the room
And judging by the tax assessment on his place
He's probably leaving soon
It doesn't take a crystal ball to see
There's needles on the sidewalk of this street
Smoking crack all by myself
He's choosin' Texas, I can tell
Netanyahu should be arrested
That's what I declare!
What meeting's this guy leading?
He's in charge of pothole repair
He always loved not getting robbed in the morning
We should've taken that as a warning
He's choosin' Texas, I can tell by the way
He's high-fiving every dude
And judging by this meeting of the PTA
The U-Haul's coming soon
It doesn't take ten Flock cameras to see
We let folks use the bathroom on the street
Taking craps all by myself
He's choosin' Texas, I can tell
Oh no!
There's a new meals tax as well?
He's choosin' Texas, I can tell